The Alien Did It!

Skelly helpfully points out that there is an opening for a PD in Roswell, New Mexico. This reminds me of when I was first in family violence court back in Texas. The chief prosecutor in the court used to love to respond to a defense closing argument that talked about the possible ways an injury depicted in a photograph could have occurred other than by the defendant assaulting the complainant by saying something like, "I suppose it's possible that an alien could have come down from another planet and inflicted this red mark on the victim's arm!" I wonder if that argument would be as effective in Roswell.