Bad Lawyer!

It is best not to show up to court drunk when you are scheduled to do closing arguments in a kidnapping case in which your client faces life in prison. It is also probably best not to agree to the judge's request that you take a breathalyzer test when you show up to court drunk. It is also probably best not to bring Josephine, the girl you just met at a bar, to court with you, and to tell the judge she is your ex-girlfriend Christine.