Leonardo DiCaprio Can Suck It!

So, I'm sure Leo thinks he's big stuff for being nominated twice in the same category at this year's Golden Globes. Clint Eastwood is almost certainly letting the same honor go to his head. Perhaps Helen Mirren is enjoying all the attention of having three individual nominations. But, none of them are nominated in multiple categories for the Public Defender Blog Awards, are they? No! But, you know who is? Me! "But, um, isn't every public defender blog that fits the category technically 'nominated' in that category?," you may ask. Why you hatin' on me? Why can't you just be happy for me for once? Is that so much to ask? Ahem. Anyway, Public Defender Stuff is running a little awards thing to recognize PD blogs, and I am up for consideration in multiple categories. If you want to vote for me in any of them, especially the "Best PD Blog by a Woman" category where that bitch Blonde Justice is kicking my ass (kidding! love her!), please do so. If you want to vote for somebody else, I guess you should feel free to do that, too.

(Why do I now feel like Kathie Lee Gifford running a campaign to be voted "TV Guide's Most Beautiful Woman on Television," and why do I feel like I am revealing something shameful about myself just by the fact that I remember that whole thing?)

VOTE!