I Could Not Care Less . . .
*Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride, mowing lawns or doing anything else as part of her community service
*What Scott Peterson's life is like in prison
*Natalee Holloway, her mother, stepfather, their private investigator, that annoying Aruban newspaper editor who somehow manages to get a paper out even though he seems to be on television 24 hours a day, or any other pretty, blond, missing person
*Any criminal defendant proposing to use a ridiculous defense that no jury will ever believe
*Any plaintiff filing a clearly frivolous lawsuit that will quickly be tossed out of court by a judge (who will also probably impose sanctions) and never come close to a jury trial
*Any "celebrity" being charged with some insignificant fine-only offense like possession of a marijuana cigarette or public intoxication, or any rappers being charged with drug or gun possession
What "legal" stories could you not care less about?