Bad Monkeys. Good DA.
FYI, I've read some really nasty stuff about the Kern County DA's Office in the past, but I wanted to give credit where credit is due, in this case.
. . . is a threat to justice everywhere. I used to be a public defender in Texas. Now, I'm a public defender in Washington. Despite what you may have heard about Texas justice, there's just as much injustice here as there was there. And so I fight. And I rant. About justice, injustice, and life in general. (*Despite the photographic evidence below, I am not Veronica Mars. She is, in fact, smarter than me.)